Why do rednecks drive old pick up trucks? Football and Construction. You've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course. You might be a redneck if you think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner. You might be a redneck if Thanksgiving was ruined because you ran out of ketchup. You might be a redneck if your daughter's Sweet 16 is sponsored by Budweiser. How do you know when your staying in an Arkansas hotel?
Redneck Joke Latest product in the market: A hillbilly and his wife and kids go out to dinner The waitress comes around to take their orders, and the hillbilly grabs her ass, pulls her close, and kisses her. One of the hillbillies grabs a nearby shopping cart and tosses it down the well. The combination of sex and offensiveness is killing! In a negative sense, of course, huh.
It was the chicken's day off. Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years. Because the DNA all matches and there are no dental records. A mexican with a boner runs into a wall, what does he break? The next morning, the boys' father walks outside and the boy is back home sitting on his folks' porch. Two scoops baby, one scoop ice-cream. Why are you pushing that wheelbarrow upside down?
Damn I didn't know that haha! Whatdaya call a dog with no legs? What kinda' fool do you take me for? You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says no crack and it reminds you to pull your pants up. You fish in your above-ground pool, especially if you catch something!